πŸ“¦ Product Specifications

About the Product

A little more about Angel(a)!

🏒 Executive Team

Meet the Management

The visionary leaders who push for my sale to keep operations running at home

Cat Manager 1

Tofu

CEO - Chief Eating Officer

Senior Vice Purr-sident

Responsible for enforcing 3am zoomies policy, optimizing treat distribution, and ensuring all cardboard boxes are thoroughly inspected. Known for hostile takeovers of warm laundry piles and strategic napping in inconvenient locations.

18 Hours Sleep/Day
∞ Treats Required
100% Keyboard Supervision
Cat Manager 2

Peach

CFO - Chief Feline Officer

Director of Nap Operations

Oversees all sunbeam allocation, manages the red dot portfolio, and conducts critical quality control on all furniture scratch-ability. Expert in motivational meowing at 5am and judging all life choices from elevated surfaces.

47 Toys Owned
2 Toys Actually Used
24/7 Judgmental Stares

* All executive compensation is paid in treats, chin scratches, and premium catnip. Equity packages include unlimited lap time and exclusive access to all cardboard boxes.