A little more about Angel(a)!
The person that is the product
Life beyond the desk
The journey from then to now
The foundation of knowledge
Impact beyond the office
The visionary leaders who push for my sale to keep operations running at home
CEO - Chief Eating Officer
Senior Vice Purr-sident
Responsible for enforcing 3am zoomies policy, optimizing treat distribution, and ensuring all cardboard boxes are thoroughly inspected. Known for hostile takeovers of warm laundry piles and strategic napping in inconvenient locations.
CFO - Chief Feline Officer
Director of Nap Operations
Oversees all sunbeam allocation, manages the red dot portfolio, and conducts critical quality control on all furniture scratch-ability. Expert in motivational meowing at 5am and judging all life choices from elevated surfaces.
* All executive compensation is paid in treats, chin scratches, and premium catnip. Equity packages include unlimited lap time and exclusive access to all cardboard boxes.